“What doesn’t kill you disappoints me.”ģ0. “Just saw a political argument on Twitter that ended with everyone deciding that they disagreed but respected each other’s opinions”Ģ9. Constant panic and worrying about every little detail 2. “Why was the cook arrested? He was beating an egg.”Ģ7. “Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”Ģ6. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.”Ģ5. “Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. ![]() “My boss told me to have a good day – so I went home.”Ģ3. “I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” Best Sarcastic Memes images | Sarcastic, Funny quotesĢ1. “Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit!! So proud of myself. “Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.”ġ9. “If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.”ġ8. “Boss: Are you on drugs? Me: You and I both know that you don’t pay me enough to have a drug problem.”ġ7. “As you waste your breath complaining about life, someone out there is breathing their last breath. Then, there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on”ġ5. “Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say & do. “Everything happens for a reason… usually, the reason is some idiot.”ġ4. “Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.”ġ3. “I don’t like morning people or mornings or people”ġ2. ![]() Otherwise, when you’re sleeping I’ll just “Assume” you’re dead and bury you in my backyard.” Funny Sarcastic Quotes on Life to Motivate & Laugh Out Loudġ1. “Don’t just assume that when I’m angry, I’m on my period. “Well, well, well… look what finally decided to show up.
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